Researchers at the southern offices of the Board of Domestic Household Affairs have expressed extreme concern over a blog post that appeared on the world wide web over the weekend.
It seems that a rare and unexplained anomaly occurred at one of our satellite offices resulting in the spontaneous and unexplained replication of an ordinary roll of household bathroom tissue.
On further investigation it appears that some rare and very explicit photographic evidence of this anomaly has also been established.
Researchers are predicting that along with this spontaneous regeneration of bathroom tissue we may also expect anomalies to occur in the form of empty tea pitchers spontaneously refilling themselves after having been put back in the refrigerator empty.
The Director of the Board of Domestic Household Affairs has issued a warning, but was unwilling to call for a nationwide investigation without further scientific data to support these findings. The Board has sent a team of investigators to gather as much information on the anomaly as possible before making the final determination on issuing a nationwide or even global warning.
This rare anomaly may be the beginning of some very serious domestic consequences in the future. The Board of Domestic Household Affairs has contacted My Hands His Glory and as of yet has not received a comment.
We will be following up with members on staff at the satellite office to determine if this unexplained anomaly occurs again. We will be keeping an eye on this research facility an report back to the scientific community in the weeks to come. If further unexplained activity should occur we will report it immediately.
The Board of Domestic Household Affairs would like to ask all members at large to please be on the look out for any further anomalies that may occur. We would be very interested in your feed back should you yourself experience an encounter with this unexplained phenomenon.
The Regional Director of the Southern Board of Domestic Household Affairs