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Thursday, March 3, 2011

an idea came to me…

Y’all remember the best selling book that came out a few years ago.

90 minutes in heaven?

As I was pulling out of the Kohl’s parking lot an idea came to me about the sequel.

I am thinking of entitling it “90 Minutes in Hell”.

That is precisely how long I struggled in and out of about 15 different bathing suits in the Kohl's dressings room.

I am thinking of having the main character experience a psychotic break from reality due to the post traumatic stress of the experience not to mention the bad lighting in the dressing rooms and gaudy prints.

She slips further into her delusions when faced with the dangling tag which reads “Hip Minimize” only to realize that it is in fact a meaningless sales ploy.

While standing at the register she receives the added blow to her psyche as the final total flashed before her eyes!

The MC then has her final break from reality and exits the building.

As she is walking to her car she experiences a complete break from reality as steps into the waiting spaceship and is whisked away to the planet of Lycra where they worship old overweight women with gray hair and cellulite.

 

Blessings

R

2 comments:

The Bug said...

LOL - I think I'll just steer clear of that particular hell thank you :)

skoots1mom said...

i've been to THAT place and am trying NOT to go there again.
hahahah
might make a really good book

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